at this point i dont even feel like a real person i’m just 50% sarcasm and 50% tv shows
So apparently Italian peasants in the 1400’s were fans of Smooth Criminal.
Don’t blink. Just like that you’re six years old and you take a nap and you wake up and you’re twenty-five and your high school sweetheart becomes your wife. Don’t blink, you just might miss your babies growing like mine did, Turning into moms and dads next thing you know your better half of fifty years is there in bed And you’re praying God takes you instead. Trust me friend a hundred years goes faster than you think, So don’t blink.
Too fucking reeaaal.
In Spanish, when you want to encourage someone not don’t give up, you tell that person: “Lechuga” which is the short pronunciation of “never give up” in Spanish.
This is truly meaningful and gorgeous.
Lechuga is motherfucking lettuce!
No, it means “never give up”.
No, no, guys, this is misspelled; you want to mean “Pechugas”
If you show someone “Pechugas”, believe me, he won’t give up and you’ll be able to see the courage growing in his heart.
Y en sus pantalones.
Zachary Levi On Betty White’s 2nd Annual 90th B-Day Special
Just thought I’d leave this here.
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
he who must not be laid